poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

by ashassin April 20, 2008

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

pornhib

When you spell pornhub wrong. Don't worry, I didn't see a thing.

I just want to beat one off, but I keep accidentally typing pornhib!

by I'm Watching August 7, 2017

Pornhub Community Intro

The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.

You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*

by fatcowhoe October 23, 2020

Porch Pirate

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011

porch shit

When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.

Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!

Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.

Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014