by [[[[ March 28, 2018
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Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.
Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.
Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Wife: What was all moaning and video flickering while I was trying to sleep last night?
Husband:Pornhub.
Wife:Oooh you nasty boy! Come over here to mama and get some of this pornhub...
Husband:Sorry hon, I beat it like three times last night and I’m spent.
Husband:Pornhub.
Wife:Oooh you nasty boy! Come over here to mama and get some of this pornhub...
Husband:Sorry hon, I beat it like three times last night and I’m spent.
by Eye Six January 27, 2019
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by Rango August 22, 2017
Get the pornhub premium mug.The act of wearing headphones with only one ear-cup on the ears instead of two for the sake of extra awareness. Pornhub mode is usually used when you are doing something sketchy (e.g porn) on your PC/phone and don't want anyone like your parents to come in and see what you're up to.
" mans watchin some hentai on pornhub mode innit, makin sure I can hear no one commin up the stairs whilst i'm trying to have a wank"
by Swiftzz April 20, 2017
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Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
by johnnyappleweed420 November 13, 2019
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Similar to "googled", but better.
Similar to "googled", but better.
Brent "Ooh, that Rachel Riley from Countdown is hot, I wonder if she's ever made a sex tape"
Vim "Nope, she hasn't. I pornhubbed her last night"
Brent "Dammit."
Vim "Nope, she hasn't. I pornhubbed her last night"
Brent "Dammit."
by Vim_Fuego January 5, 2020
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Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
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Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
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Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
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