Definitions by johnnyappleweed420
Pornhub and Cry
When you break up with your significant other, and you take out your laptop, watch Pornhub, and cry while jacking it; outside her window.
Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
Pornhub and Cry by johnnyappleweed420 November 13, 2019