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Pornhub and Cry

When you break up with your significant other, and you take out your laptop, watch Pornhub, and cry while jacking it; outside her window.

Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*

by johnnyappleweed420 November 13, 2019