manly poppins 

A guy who seems practically perfect in every way (like mary poppins)... tries to woo you with flowers and wine, your mum would love him, and he ticks all the boxes, even the unimportant ones. But for some reason you just aren't attracted to him.

I want to like him, but he's too manly poppins

manly poppins by miss poppins October 7, 2010

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Mary Poppins stripper 

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

Mary Poppins stripper by xclbrican August 18, 2008

Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!

Mary Poppins by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

mary poppins by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005

Mary Poppins

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

"My car broke down so I have to Mary Poppins it into work today." or "Dude, did you see that Mary Poppins on your way in this morning? "

Mary Poppins by segoots14 June 23, 2015

Mary Poppins Titties 

Titties that are perfect in everyway.

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

Mary Poppins Titties by Whiptastic Handling December 30, 2008