poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

Pooholer

This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.

Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.

by Chocolate Vanilla wet dream April 24, 2011

Pothole

A huge crater in the road, many found on Staten Island.

Hey Ian! Watch out for that pothole!!!!

by Jrellsz January 19, 2017

Spooky poohole

A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died

Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.

by Bythepowerofathousandbetas! October 12, 2019

pothole

forgetting what you're doing while you're doing it, or losing one's train of thought mid-sentence due to excessive marijuana consumption.

"I went to the store for rolling papers and completely forgot why I was there."

"Dude, you fell into a pothole..."

by Potholey April 30, 2009

poophole sniffer

something that enjoys sniffing poopholes

My cat Emily is a poophole sniffer.

by Laura April 27, 2004

poohole pirate

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.

A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate

by Semti August 7, 2006