Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.

Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*

by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010

Poodenda

Poodenda is yet another word for pussy.

Jerry is such a poodenda!

by Mavrick_1 May 16, 2006

Poopendicular

When a poop exists the anus at an exact right angle.

Dave's poop angle was measured on exit to be exactly 90 degrees, he proclaimed it to be Poopendicular.

by hemordroid March 3, 2017

poodenda

crotchular region of the female.

see, pudenda

hey, when my head was by your crotch, i noticed the odor of your poodenda. go take a shower.

by zeugma May 23, 2006

Pootenza

A fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably classical but there is no set preference.

I heard the familiar tune and I began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. Bummer

by MrE_9P April 1, 2011