poose

when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses

me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose


me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!

by poose patrol February 27, 2009

poose

A sweet cat or kitten, the pick of the litter!

Man, that cat is such a <i> poose</i>!

Aww, what a nice kitty, she's a total <i>poose</i> cat!

by Poose Cat December 11, 2006

poose

A piss and a poop combined, Poose

I thought I just had to poop but it turned out I had to Poose

by colin-dylan August 14, 2010

poose

Akin to a sleeping Indian baby on it's mothers back. Determined by Air Force Securtiy Police in Thailand 1974 when one Poosed out he basicly fell asleep after a long day or night of partying.

Edgar is all poosed out.

I am poosed man.

by Jim Enockson December 19, 2003

Poosed

To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.

Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"

by winbro December 8, 2009

poose

Do the poose, means to run away, or get out of somewhere as quickly as possible.
Can also be used to describe someone in a negative light eg someone moaning, complaining or wimping out.

"Shit we've been spotted"
"quick, do the poose"
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"i can't be bothered, lets go home"
"stop being a poose"

by JPM May 21, 2007

poose

a wonderful and cute way to call the person you love

hi poose baby!
you're such a cute wittel poose!

by poose June 19, 2006