A sexual maneuver which allows the male to penetrate four holes within a female partner all at once. The female lies on her stomach while the male partner stands in between her legs, penetrating her vagina. At the same time, he inserts his left hand finger into her anus, while the female arches her back as the male inserts two fingers into her nostrils and pulls back to maintain the position.
Last night my girlfriend and I attempted the Poonitrator, but I pulled too hard and she tore a muscle.
by Myth&Tarnesh January 7, 2009
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Get the poonstang mug.An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
Get the Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis mug.I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.
by No Amnesty June 25, 2007
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Get the Poonis mug.when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!
by gD-bint May 5, 2007
Get the poonite mug.Somebody who is an absolute unit at pooning. Alternatively, someone who has a poonit has an absolute unit of a poon. The other equally as accepted spelling is punit.
"Ah bruv, ma man's an absolute poonit - look at him!" or "Nah bruv the sex was bare rank, she had a poonit."
by Finchh September 26, 2018
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