Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

ponding basin

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.

We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.

by Muthah Monkee May 25, 2004

poondongle

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

by TL0ve February 6, 2009

Poondini

When your guy friend gets a new girl and disappears. If a chick bails its a weendini

Anthony pulled a poondini as soon as he met Christina. Full disappearing act.

by Bobo Choncho January 11, 2014

Porta Pounding

Engaging in coitus while in a porta potty/john.

Wade and Jamie were caught porta pounding last week at the local carnival.

by Porta Pleasantries December 15, 2018

cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.

Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"

by atrain007 October 15, 2012

Pounding Guy

Someone who used to hang with his friends on the reg but has lost touch with them because he has a girlfriend now. He sits at home with her all day and screens your calls.

Jean is a pounding guy now

by orlandobloomingonion November 8, 2009