Pooper Stupor

When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.

Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!

by The Real Chas April 28, 2017

pooper schnicker

The word coined by wordTom/word

It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.

I got nothin'.

by larstait October 28, 2003

pooter swank

Free stuff one can salvage and/or steal from a bathroom. i.e. toilet paper, soap, plungers, trash bags, ect.

Check out this sweet pooter swank I got today!! Charmin and hand lotion!!!

by E. E. Goings March 31, 2009

pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

Pooter Shooter

The way your Farts come down and come out

I can feel it coming down my pooter shooter

by That person 767 February 16, 2020

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020