Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

Pooch

a pudgy cooch.

Damn, check out that girl's pooch!

by nickle_ass May 25, 2010

pooch

occurs in a few Frank Zappa songs always as a verb, usually meaning fuck, also to form a particular embouchure

wouldn't pooch the guys in the band; sides of their faces pooch out at the corners

by ra23871 July 24, 2013

pooch

Another word for a fat pussy.

I regreted boning her after I saw that pooch.

My mom gave me birth from that pooch.

Hail the pooch.

Seth Rogan was once a pooch.

by jesuswasahippy September 28, 2011

Pooch

Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told

"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"

by Sloankettering March 16, 2015

pooch

someone who does absolutely everything for you with no expectation of getting anything in return. they do anything to make you happy and they always cheer you up and make you laugh. a pooch knows you better than you know yourself

i love my pooch

i love that boy he’s my pooch

by krpmrz3024 November 26, 2018