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to ponder means to pose with your hand resting on the side on your head in a “C” shape, to look as though you are deep in thought or in other words, pondering.

the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.

it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.

pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout
huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her

huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work

huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…

girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*

huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now

girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout
ponder by proponderingprincess April 13, 2025
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ponder it 

Ponder it means lolitsalex will not let u into the base.
Me: Yo Alex I donated 20$ let me into the base! Alex: uhhhh ill ponder it.
ponder it by Joe Cool123 February 1, 2018

Ponder one's place in the universe 

To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

ponder producing predicament 

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Rudy Ponder 

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.
"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."

jimbo ponder 

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.
Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )
jimbo ponder by Fact Checked February 4, 2017