Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016

Pollen Fever

A feeling that is close to being sick, that happens during spring. Kelly is a hoe

I has pollen fever fam

by xXFamSquadXx March 14, 2018

pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 4, 2020

Pollen chucker

A pollen chucker is a grower that thinks they are a breeder with two lights, no pheno hunts, or room for any type of stabilization.

For clarification a breeder is somebody that has 500+ sq feet to work with. They would likely have multiple rooms with multiple strains and will have room for a clone off each as well.

That tacket genetics guy is a pollen chucker, where’s his pheno hunt at?

by Walipini March 5, 2024