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Politics

A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.

Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart October 24, 2015
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Politics

It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".
by kt_mcq January 12, 2009
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Politics

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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Politics

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.
Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.
by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015
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Politics

Bullshit that keeps everyone from the truth.
Look at all of this violence in the world; it is due to politics.
by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013
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Politics

Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.

Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon March 30, 2012
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Politics

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009
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