A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart October 24, 2015

It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".
by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.
Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.
by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015

by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon March 30, 2012

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009
