A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr March 3, 2011
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Etymology: From Lation "politicus" and Middle English "partie"
A group of zealots who blindly fight for stupid causes; A waste of time and intellect.
Etymology: From Lation "politicus" and Middle English "partie"
A group of zealots who blindly fight for stupid causes; A waste of time and intellect.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
Get the Politcal Party mug.Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.
Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.
The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014
Get the Lemon Party Politics mug.Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
Yo Harrison!
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
by Purplepirate March 13, 2014
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