by Unicorn Ma’am November 30, 2017
Get the Pokeredmug. 1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
Get the pokermug. A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.
You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.
You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.
Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?
by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007
Get the pokermug. by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003
Get the pokermug. by William Stephens May 3, 2006
Get the pokermug. The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
by IPwnN00bs April 9, 2007
Get the pokermug. A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
by The Man In Black April 11, 2005
Get the pokermug.