Poketard

Anyone wasting money on Pokemon cards games and other Pokemon crap

I can't believe that poketard is buying all of that crap.

by Mr Kitty 420 September 30, 2020

pokegami

The god of evil in certain Japanese cult religions such as Monster Hunter. Pokegamism (the worship of Pokegami) is currently gaining in popularity, thanks to the Gigginox Incident, where Pokegami triumphed over Arato, the main god of these cults. Symptoms that Pokegami is taking over your mind include an aversion to white dragons and developing incredible resistance to fire.

A: But Pokegami...
B: You can't mention P******i, you know, it's taboo.

by TheOriginalPokegami September 20, 2011

Pokegasm

The intense feeling you have when you poke your partner so hard you feel pleasure.

They began poking each other so hard, they had a pokegasm.

by Natsuka2014 May 11, 2015

Pokecard

someone who is an absolute legend and loves pokemon and is the founder of -Z- Gang, he is better than most poeple and nicer than most people

Pokecard is lit.
how does Pokecard be so cool

by Poke_Card0170 May 28, 2019

pokegame

Literally the funniest person on twitter.com

Person 1:Wow that pokegame sure is funny!
Person 2:They really are the funniest person on twitter.com!

by Pokegame March 18, 2021

Poképarking

From the Wii game poke park, pikachu considers the pokemon he interacted with once in his life (and might never talk to again) a friend.

Therefore, when someone mistakenly calls someone who they have hardly a relationship with their friend and continues tossing around this term, they are Poképarking.

Mark: I just hit it off with Carl so well—we’re already the best of friends!

Emily: But you only met today…?

Justin: Don’t worry about it Emily, Mark is just Poképarking.

by Shinon September 6, 2023