pocket full of horses

from the song Little Red Corvette by Prince, meaning Trojan condoms

"She had a pocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used,"

by twtcmaustin October 9, 2007

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

hold my pocket

Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.

Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.

Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"

Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"

by Mike_tha_tike April 21, 2014

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010

hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn

"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."

by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019