plynchos

the term given to two males at university who dedicate their lives to the university hockey club and reject girls in order to spend their own time together being homosexual. you can often see plynchos at the front-left corner of a nightclub's dance floor 'sharking'. if sharking does not succeed over the course of their two hour period of sipping shandy through a straw will conclude in going home together and praying to their 'foss-god' shrine. hockey sticks are a common tool in their sexual activity. gk helmets often required. common girl names that usually are associated with plynchos are louise and stephanie.

hockey 1: are you going out tonight?

hockey 2: yea, i am going to the hockey social to sip some j20 and watch plynchos bump and grind with one another over foss.

by terrence&phillip January 28, 2012

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009

Planning a diarrhea

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

by Abarbarea August 29, 2022

Hesta Prynn

The hot one from Beastie Girl rap group Northern State. Named for Scarlet Letter.

Dude: Yo did you see that girl on the mic?

Other Dude: That's Hesta Prynn.

Dude: I'd hit it.

by Like Whoa 1000 October 24, 2011

plannident

plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall

Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.

by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008

planner

an underpaid, overworked employee that takes endless shit and abuse, while trying to organize work for thankless assholes that dont want to do the work in the first place

The planner was forced to work the weekend to be ready for the shutdown

by Corey Planner November 15, 2006

city planning

verb

Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.

A: ''Berlins city planning is very creativel, wide streets and low buildings''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''

by gravemaster February 23, 2011