plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

Porgy

Slightly different than an orgy, but the only difference is it's with pigs instead of people.

"I went up to the farm and saw a Porgy in the mud."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Plorg

When you give a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he drinks it all and burps into his grandmother's face.

That one time I gave a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he plorged into his grandmother's face.

by Fungus Chungus November 16, 2009

plorger

a big fat nasty hoe

Omg Zoe is such a plorger

by mayaandzoe November 25, 2016

Plorny

Platonically horny

Lmfao you two are so plorny for each other

by Bahahahah lolpol June 5, 2021

porgy

1. an orgy of which all members can be considered obese.
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065

1. "aw shiet, I think I'm gonna leave, this is a frickin' porgy"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"

by mothanegro June 17, 2008

plory

NOUN - a needy person who is constantly imploring others to help them to listen to them

With her constant whining, Tina was nothing less than a plory who drove away every boyfriend she ever had.

by Mackie November 18, 2003