plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

by Tom Joe December 27, 2006

plonk

rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk

bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.

by cat rose of October 19, 2007

plonk

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.

by CheekyCharcoal July 24, 2010

PLONK

Person of Little Or NO Knowledge

Especially relating to women in traditional male roles such as officers

The new cop is a right PLONK

by phyllis-i like milk-jones January 28, 2021

Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 24, 2012

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

by {PLONK} March 5, 2007