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Playboi Carti

The God Himself, the being that has brought us wonders like universe, space and time. The Creator from a Big C that has blessed us by living in our era. Sometimes stumbling into music that blesses our ears with titles like "Shoota", "magnolia" and "wokeuplikethis*", with lyrics like - " innewyoimillyrockhideitinmasokrunninfromanop", "lookatdesedaimonstheshainin, lookathedezebishestheselyin"

-yo u heard playboi carti

-yo no cap the man is slayinf ngl

by NBAyngboiSlat April 15, 2020

playboi carti

god

“playboi carti is god”

by yeahshesuckmeicantfeelmyleg September 28, 2019

Playboi Carti

A dude who has a lot of fire music but won’t drop it. Also created a new language called cartinese.

Man I wish Playboi Carti would drop the fuckin album.

by George floyd69cumfart September 9, 2020

Playboi Carti

He is one of the greatest, most influential and most lyrical musicians to ever live on our planet. In one of Chief Keefs iconic masterpieces called "Uh Uh" where Playboi Carti also known as King Vamp is featured in, Cash Carti goes:
"Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh (tell a tale)
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh"

In conclusion Jordan Carter (Playboi Carti) really is a hero of our generation, a legend. One that we needed but did not deserve.

Hakeem: "Aye Kyle have you heard Playboi Carti's new song?"
Kyle: "You mean that stupid vampire?"
*Hakeem punches Kyle as hard as he can and sends him to the hospital. In the hospital, the nurses do not want to treat Kyle because of the wrong words he used. Kye ends up dying.*

by VampireSlatt123 June 26, 2021

Playboi Carti

They greatest, sexiest, most amazing rapper to ever walk this earth, he also created music.

person 1: yo you fw playboi carti?
person 2: yes
person 1 wanna have sex?
person 2: yes

by PlayboiCartiIsSexy November 23, 2021

Playboi Carti

A gay vampire who drinks lean like water, made his own language, drops music between 69-420 years. Is hot asf and most people would want to fuck him in the green room as a male and as a female. Went to phily to play the playstation with lil uzi when his MID son "Onyx" was born. Has godly albums "Self-Titled", "Die Lit" "Whole Lotta Red"

Person 1: Yoo u heard of dat gay ahh vampire rapper?

Person 2: PlayBoi Carti ? Yeah he fiah i would fuck him if i got the chance😍

by yvngfumi February 21, 2022

playboi carti

an actual fucking goat who aint be dropping shit cause he mad busy wit broke hoes and xannies nigga

aye you heard the new carti song?
sike you dumb fucking bitch ass nigga, that nigga playboi carti aint finna drop inna year nigga

by tsoro November 15, 2020