professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

VHS Player

An ass-backwards, digital age term for a VCR.

"How are we supposed to watch this copy of Alien Private Eye? I don't have a VHS Player!

by Badwig February 3, 2010

Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Seattle Rock Band player

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Rock Band Bass Player

Someone who's Extremely Talented at playing bass in a Rock Band.

Gavin's a Rock Band Bass Player & his music pierces your very soul with its deep, powerful sounds!

by Starchylde August 7, 2016

Playerbase

The population of active players of a video game. May also refer to the players of a specific community within a game.

"Why are our ratings so low? We were at 87% just last week!"

"It's the playerbase, sir. They're rallying together and protesting the latest patch by mass downvoting."

by TheGhostOfEcho419 October 11, 2018

Pika player

A player in Pika network who has no clue how to play the game.

Hahaha just block trapped that pika player.

by Pika network moderator June 7, 2021