platypus

A metaphor used for whatever is holding you back or keeping you down. - from Phineas and Ferb.

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?

by andrettifan July 16, 2013

Platypus Fuck Fest

When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy

"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."

by ThisNameIsMadeSoICanSubmitThis September 19, 2016

platypus

the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.

Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.

by tendo64 June 16, 2007

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

ahhh pery the platypus

ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area

ahhh pery the platypus is a common quote told by doofinshmirts

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 16, 2021

P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.

Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

______________________

I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.

Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.

by Plattyman May 1, 2010