platypussery 

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

platypussery by gianni rage November 25, 2018

platypussies 

plural of platypus

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies

platypussies by Agent.P November 28, 2019

platypussy 

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

platypussy by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

platypussies 

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

platypussies by caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

platypuss ballslap 

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

platypuss ballslap by fookmoose October 25, 2007

Platipuss 

An extremely hot and sought after girl or woman with high standards an good taste...short for platinum-pussy.

Did you see the platipuss in the second row smiling at me?

My new girl is a verified platipuss!

Platipuss by Lani Kay August 3, 2017

Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza

The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy

Plattipussy by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019