God's Plan

A song by Canadian singer/ rapper Drake. People really only listen to it for this part:

'She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry'

1: Yo, wassup! Have you heard God's Plan?
2: Yeah, it's sick!

1 & 2: She say, "Do you love me?"...

by babyyodafanaccount February 20, 2018

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Gods Plan

The song every basic girl lip syncs on their Snapchat stories

She sung gods plan on her Snapchat story

by Jfjffbxjxjrndjdkxjf February 26, 2018

Game plan

A topic of verbal conversation referring to a later period of time

"So, Uh Kate, what's the uh, game plan?

by King Shafirre September 11, 2009

The Getaway Plan

An Alternative band from Victoria Australia. They have supported such international bands as; taking back sunday, silverstein and alkerline trio. The band combins screamo with pop melodies to creat a unique sound that would argubly classify into the genre of post hardcore punk.

The Getaway Plan fucking rock!

by Haydie December 13, 2008

the greatest plan

using any flying vehicle(preferibly an helicopter) to kamikazee yourself into the problem as stated by the genius valiant hero Charles Calvin

Wait there, i have a plan(the greatest plan)
¡¡THIIIS IS THE GREEEAAATEEEEST PLAAAAAAAAAN!!

by joe ligma yuri updog January 4, 2022

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020