venting plasma

The act of passing gas before a bowel movement to make one feel better untill the big moment.

Man, Mike was venting plasma for three hours before he FINALLY took a massive shit!

by oddmaster June 10, 2013

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 9, 2022

Plasmatic

noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.

That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.

by gillyfish July 13, 2011

Plasmapong

1. To lose yourself in a haze of rage/anger/unhappiness going absolutely nuts, destroying everything around you.

2. To be on a gigantic frenzy of drugs, such as shrooms, and being incapable of controlling your own mind.

1.
Palle: omfg!? what the fuck happened here, everything is totally wasted???
Toni: Poelsepat came by dude, wrecked the place to pieces, he went totally plasmapong!

2.
Tino: geees, that guy over there looks really wasted, what the fuck is going on?
Palle: He just ate 12.000 shrooms in one go, he is soooo plasmapong, dude!

by Poelsepatti February 23, 2007

Plasco'ed

1. The result of not being through said 'threshold' of a class when the bell has completely stopped ringing.

2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.

3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.

-Don't Plasco me, bro!

-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.

-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...

by Glenbardian August 31, 2010

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Harold Don December 17, 2007

PlasmaMasterDon

PlasmaMasterDon may look like an wholesome old man at first, but if you actually do some research about him you can find that he is mentally ill which is why he was in mental asylum most of his life. He was actually released because he was as they said ''too old to cause any trouble'' which proved to be a mistake because he is a pedophile.

Hey dude, have you seen that creepy old man on YouTube named, PlasmaMasterDon?

by COVID is real, wear mask masks December 14, 2020