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Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor

One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009
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Pitbull

A family of dogs commonly known for their instability and tendency to attack unprovoked.
- Did you hear about that toddler who was disfigured for life by the family pitbull?
- Yeah, I can't believe people with children chose such a dog...
by ovidvevo May 15, 2019
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Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.
Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!
by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020
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Pitbull

A so called Cuban-American "rapper" and reggaetonero who is responsible for degrading today's modern music with his trashy, raunchy, lusty, and "below the waist" antics and lyrics. Like any type of virus, he somehow, someway attaches himself to almost every single Real artist's music tracks and gets featured alongside them, and pretty much destroys their original music just by being featured in it. Anything he touches pretty much just withers up and dies.
Tracie: Hey what's up Amigo? (gets into my car) How'd you like that new song by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull?

Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.

Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.

Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!

Tracie: Your so antique!!

Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
by Xclibur2001 January 3, 2012
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dirty pitbull

When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.
Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.
by motlator May 19, 2006
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pitbull

an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.

pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.

sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.

#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.

#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
by stlmxc September 11, 2007
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pitbull

A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.
"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"
by Olshan October 18, 2008
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