Sex Pistol Calmasq

A thing invented by the famous blockgame player Calmasq.

I will hit you with my sex pistol calmasq

by Fucki Yu May 25, 2020

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

Pistolita

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009

jizz pistol

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

by Soused February 28, 2007

Pistoling

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

by snaildude December 18, 2010

Porridge Pistol

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007