Nitrosexual

Someone who has sex with men, women, animals, and inanimate objects.

I saw a guy fucking a dog, and then a water bottle, he must be a nitrosexual.

by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

Pianosexual

I guy who uses piano to attract girls

The guy who plays piano is full of tremendous pianosexual. He's not handsome, but pianosome.

by 2hsie3bjse2as6 January 13, 2022

Citrosexual

Having an extreme urge to have a sexual relationship with fruit.

Zach Taylor (Girl 1): Will Gregg is sooo great! Is he single?

Justin Perry (Girl 2): Yes, but I think he is citrosexual.

Will Gregg: Orange you glad I am a citrosexual?!

by AnonymousRedneck March 5, 2015

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

patriosexual

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010

Pedrosexual

the act of being sexual attracted to mexicans

Esessien: OH! Look at that mexican, hes sexy

Pedrophobic: AHHH! Hes a pedrosexual!

by Fajita ninja July 10, 2010

Pyrosexual

The raging urge to engage in sexual activity with fire.

Tyler stick his penis into a bond fire yesterday, I guess he’s pyrosexual

by ItsAstra March 29, 2021