Pitopo

When you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/pass out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. You are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. This usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. A successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. "Pizza In The Oven Pass Out"

Man, I got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. Everything in my house smells like charred pizza. Probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.

I was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. My roommate Greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. I have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. I tried to wake up Greg to reem him out, but he wouldn't even budge.

by sappage February 20, 2017

Pistol Pedro

It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.

Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.

*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?

by Bladés September 8, 2018

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

piolo

Piolo comes from the word Paul next to the name of St. Paul of Vatican. Holliness and has fear to god. He embraces nature health and empower human skills through programs. Piolo is loved and grateful in everything came up on him.

Piolo hailed as the new Choir President

by Posholo June 8, 2021

Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.

Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.

by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009

pitorable

pitifully adorable; a combination between cute and sad

Lisa: Look, the puppy that just tripped and fell down the stairs!

Laura: Aww, so pitorable. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

by aeve5 May 27, 2010

Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

by tater-man12 August 19, 2008