Pitchforkcore

Music (especially indie music) or bands that were popularized by the music website Pitchfork. Often used derisively.

At this point I think we can assume that any band with "Beach" in its name is Pitchforkcore.

White kids who don't listen to rap will listen to Odd Future because it's Pitchforkcore.

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

pitchfork

a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.

Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya!

by le assclown March 28, 2005

Pitchford

Devine beings on Earth.
Descended from GOD.
People that can harness unnatural powers.

I think that guy is a Pitchford.
Did you just say that he is a Pitchford.

by Amino1 May 26, 2003

Pitchforky

Criticism that is pitifully reactionary and irresponsible

Ryan's review of the new Wilco record was a little pitchforky.

by m.leland June 6, 2007

Pitchforking

A threesome with all Dudes.

Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"

by TheRealGhostbusters October 17, 2015

Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005