pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

Pistash

Verb: To force or attempt to force your finger(s) in another persons anus.

No, someone just tried to pistash me!

by Angealolo July 28, 2011

pisthak

Fake, not up to standard, a sorry version of the original or of some standard.
Alternatively, a fluke, some stroke of luck that's lead to temporary success.

Small kid to Vladmir Kramnik - the World Champion of Chess: Haha - Check Mate Mr. GM!
Kramnik to kid: Pisthak!

by Sid da Kid October 29, 2006

Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!

by Znoosle June 21, 2006

pistaken

adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"

by natushka March 12, 2005

Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.

"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"

by Emoore058 July 10, 2014

Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.

"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"

by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004