pissticky

When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.

Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!

by dexterchip July 21, 2010

pissticide

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.

1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.

by The Watcher May 23, 2003

Pussicles

frozen vaginal fluid that forms into the shape of an icicle, usually caused by having sex in cold places

Ex: having sex in 0 below weather

I accidently stabbed my partner during sex in the snow because i got wet and and it froze into pussicles}

by lilmsshorty December 12, 2009

prosticle

Another term for a prosthetic testicle

Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!

by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010

Plasticles

Little plastic cups either 0.5cm - 1.5cm. You can buy these on the telly show Bargain Hunt or at Walmart. Only 99p for 7!

(Plastic + Particles = Plasticles)

by Monsterwoman January 7, 2012

Pussicle

An sharp “icicle” type solid matter that forms when vaginal fluids freeze in cold weather (32 Fahrenheit 0 Celsius). Usually the female must be dressed as a sloota with no underwear on, and be in an abnormally wet condition. These icicles are also called popsicles and can be enjoyed by few.

Wow!! It’s so cold today. Going to make a pussicle. Better be careful!

by lonelypenisgirl69 December 18, 2019

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013