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You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
by The Timmer December 10, 2008
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i pissed on her

a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.
i pissed on her
by idk what my name is lol November 29, 2020
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Getting Pissed on

The act of being made fun of/ humiliated by others
Guy1: your ugly

Friend: imagine getting pissed on by some random guy
by MrBossMan.inc June 25, 2022
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You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
by The Timmer April 12, 2007
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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