Pinky Promise

A promise spoken as you cross pinky fingers that, if broken, gives the right to the grieved one to deglove, sever or otherwise critically injure your pinky finger.

My former friend and I had the pinky promise to go to our first Comic-Con together. She went without me. So, as a gesture of retribution, I tore the nail off her pinky finger. I am not cruel enough to disable her forever now, am I?

by KetsubanMissingNumber April 5, 2022

Brown Pinky Promise

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.

Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.

by Nosila Smada 13 December 18, 2020

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Stinky Pinky Promise

A stinky pinky promise is when you make a pinky promise but instead of traditionally kissing your hand, both people stick their tongues in the hole that their fist makes.

"I stinky pinky promise you that I'll buy you taco bell if you beat me in this video game." *both parties perform the stinky pinky promise*

by CpKlutch June 11, 2017

Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.

He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.

by Thomas Jenkins September 8, 2018

cabin pinky promise

A most serious vow. Much like a pinky promise, if broken, one must face serious consequences. In this case, someone is offering to give up visiting their own cabin, if the promise is broken.

She broke her cabin pinky promise, and now never gets to go to the cabin on weekends anymore.

by Sunny One October 15, 2019

pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021