Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Pinky promise

ASK GABS SHE KNOWS IT ALL HAHAHA

Gabby:You pinky promise you’ll tell me on Tuesday?
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??

by 10000000733 April 4, 2024

Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.

"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"

by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024

Brown Pinky Promise

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.

Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.

by Nosila Smada 13 December 18, 2020

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Stinky Pinky Promise

A stinky pinky promise is when you make a pinky promise but instead of traditionally kissing your hand, both people stick their tongues in the hole that their fist makes.

"I stinky pinky promise you that I'll buy you taco bell if you beat me in this video game." *both parties perform the stinky pinky promise*

by CpKlutch June 11, 2017

cabin pinky promise

A most serious vow. Much like a pinky promise, if broken, one must face serious consequences. In this case, someone is offering to give up visiting their own cabin, if the promise is broken.

She broke her cabin pinky promise, and now never gets to go to the cabin on weekends anymore.

by Sunny One October 15, 2019