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Misconceptions about acne:
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.

To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
Bodybuilder: "Shit, I have a pimple."
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
by psiscott May 2, 2006
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love pimple

A pimple that breaks out around the mouth as in indication of being in love or someone being in love with you. These usually appear suddenly after romantic occurances.
I kissed my crush last night and now I've got a love pimple on my lip.
by noxy-boo December 2, 2013
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ass pimple

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.
"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"
by MThrasher July 2, 2006
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pimple farmer

An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.
You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue
by clamum June 14, 2004
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Pimple Pod

The head of the penis, or the penis in general.
I'd stick my pimple pod in that.
by Gigzoram January 7, 2010
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pimple

Ah!!!!!!!!!!! A pimple!!
by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 19, 2007
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pimple puss

a girl with acne everywhere. chest, head, feet, vagina, u name its there.
Carol: "ya pimple puss had coitus with that girls bf."
Regina: "WTFFF!!!"
by xoxpimplepusshawtiexox January 20, 2009
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