Masterbating without any pornographic material, using only your imagination, just like like the pilgrims had to do it.
by JasperRide November 13, 2018
a bunch of religious fanatics who had no problems killing and mudering Native folks in new england.
also a bunch of wothless pieces of shit who couldn't have accomplished anything without the help of those same Native folks they so enjoyed killing.
also a bunch of wothless pieces of shit who couldn't have accomplished anything without the help of those same Native folks they so enjoyed killing.
"pilgrims, thou shalt not fire your ordinance(gun) without permission excepting to disperse wolves and indians" old pilgrim law, recently repealed in boston in, oh, 2005
by figfigfiggy August 09, 2006
Joe: Dude I totally Pilgrimed this woman last night!
Bob: Wow did she pilgrim all over the place?
John: I got Pilgrim juice all over myself!
Kathy: I was Pilgriming so hard last night, I broke a nail!
Bob: Wow did she pilgrim all over the place?
John: I got Pilgrim juice all over myself!
Kathy: I was Pilgriming so hard last night, I broke a nail!
by Jonnyboy772 June 27, 2009
Person 1. My family came over on the Mayflower.
Person 2. Oh so they were Pilgrims?
Person 1. Yea,... poor morbid little bastards....
Person 2. Oh so they were Pilgrims?
Person 1. Yea,... poor morbid little bastards....
by greencandle January 09, 2005
A state, government or local government employee who is a full-time union official. This individual is nominally e.g. a nurse, teacher or police officer but devotes their working day exclusively to union tasks.
A UK term derived from the publicity associated with Nurse Jane Pilgrim employed by the National Health System as a full-time union official.
A UK term derived from the publicity associated with Nurse Jane Pilgrim employed by the National Health System as a full-time union official.
Being a pilgrim is not a bad screw. 70 thousand quid a year to do fuck-all but wait for your government pension date to arrive.
by The Watcher On The Wall June 13, 2011
Verse from The Pilgrim:
Liberty and hope divine
Changing the water into wine
So to you we bid farewell
Kingdom of heaven to hell
Liberty and hope divine
Changing the water into wine
So to you we bid farewell
Kingdom of heaven to hell
by Basstovsky June 23, 2009
When someone masterbates using a turkey leg covered in mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce. Then afterwords proceeds to eat the turkey leg that is now covered in a new, fresh special sauce.
by ThanksgivingLover2010 August 17, 2010