Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.
Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"
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Long confused with a specific strain of marijuana, usually skunk weed, the term piffington actually defines any use of the wonderful marijuana plant.
Andrew "So what are you up to man, sparking up and gaming?"
Rob "Hell yeah my nigga, I'ma be partaking in some piffington and if that bitch ever calls me back hopefully some pumpington yeah!"
Andrew "Pumpington yeah! Just don't fucking start getting all cuffington on her."
Rob "Hell yeah my nigga, I'ma be partaking in some piffington and if that bitch ever calls me back hopefully some pumpington yeah!"
Andrew "Pumpington yeah! Just don't fucking start getting all cuffington on her."
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Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.
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Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.
Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.
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