John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
by slippery chick March 25, 2009
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30-something male Petrolsexual who buys sunglasses, hats,(flashion), counselling & infra-red surveillance equipment. BP trendwatchers are monitoring the situation.
by Observer Scouse March 2, 2009
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PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.
by ShillBilly March 20, 2021
Get the PETROSEXUAL mug.A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.
A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.
by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022
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A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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Get the peterosexual mug.An oilpatch worker in the Canadian Prairies, American Dakotas, Montana, Texas and/or Gulf Coast that drives lifted diesel pickup trucks, listens to shitty cock-rock and misdemeanor-outlaw country music, only votes Republican or Conservative.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.
"Ever since Kyle dropped out of school to work on the rigs, he started doing meth, drinking cheap-ass beer, beating his girlfriend and rollin' coal around every Prius on the road in his new lifted pickup truck. He was always a douche, but now he's gone full Petrolsexual."
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