cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Physician 

The noblest of all professions. Sacrifice at least 11 years after high school and incur $200,000+ debt in the pursuit of knowledge to care for you and your loved ones.

The physician spent four years in undergrad, four years in medical school, 3-7 years in residency, and then 1-2 years in fellowship before practicing.

Physician by Honesty's Not Dead March 23, 2019

Physician Assing 

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

Physician Assing by StrongB December 1, 2021

Physician 

To Put in simle terms, they're the heros of society. They sometimes don't get the respect the deserve for the long hours, 11 years of HARSH schooling and stress that they go through because of under-appreciative patients who bitch about the littliest things, but keep this is mind there are alot who appreciates the work that they do. Take it for me, i'm typing this right now because i'm grateful of them, and plus i was supprised there wasn't a good definition of their work there was just a stupid definition above me, but all in all they're heros of this planet.

Person:OMG my friend just got shot!!, call 911!

EMT's: don't worry kiddo, we will stabilize you and take to to a physician so he/she can do he/she's majic!

Physician by Andrew92 August 14, 2009

Physician 

Heroes = MD or DO. Medical Doctors go to school for over a decade and take on exorbitant debt to become competent leaders of the healthcare team. Pre-Med students must be at the top of their college class and do well on the 8-hour MCAT entrance exam as medical schools accept 1-4% of applicants and are actually brick and mortar as opposed to online. Med students study for 60-80 hours a week and take countless high-stakes exams including the Boards. Afterward, they are expected to work 80-100 hours a week as residents for meager pay before finally being an attending physician and continuing to work long hours. Their road is hard, but their calling is high.

To find a physician, make sure they have MD or DO on their nametag

Physician by Honesty's Not Dead April 9, 2020

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.

- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.

Physician, heal thyself by Frooster January 21, 2008

Ethnobotanical physician

That friend who you also call Dr. Stone. basically that stoner froend who smokes alot of weed, and also alot of weed strains so he knows all u want to know about a weed strain like how it tastes and what feelings do u get from it

This guy is our Ethnobotanical physician, he can tell u all u want to know and suggest u what to buy.

Ethnobotanical physician:

Line 1: "This is indica bro, it makes u sleepy and chill u out"
Line 2: "Wanna laugh try this, pure sativa, also i recomand u that sativa strain, it makes u giggly, u float, and u laugh alot , the other one makes u chill and make u tell highjokes which u will laugh alot to even if they're bad''
Line 3: " That hybrid is 63% indica and 37% sativa so ur chilled out but also make u laugh, good stuff"

Ethnobotanical physician by StepbroStalin May 27, 2021