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photochopshop

To take a photo apart in photoshop and use its pieces for other things.
Man, she really photochopshopped that image. She took the trees, the cars, even the lightpoles, to use for her composition.
by media attack December 10, 2007
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Photocopier

Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.

Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.
Asante: Holy fuck! Did you see that shit?
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!
by Tigerchild January 19, 2009
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Photocopying

The new computer lingo for copying photo's between any two of the following devices: Mac, PC, LT (Laptop), iPod, media, iPhoto, picasso, facebook amongst others.

Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.
When tayhimself was offloading his pics from his LT onto his shuffle of their recent forkét shooting, he was 'photocopying'.
by Kent Wes Jacobsen October 27, 2006
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Photocopy kid

Individual often found in the photocopy room. Can have large glasses will often have braces, and certainly a high anoying voice. Strong lesbian conotation, not to be used lightly. Often used as an insult.
1. Hey, look its a photocopy kid, lynch him.
2. Alaric you are such a photocopy kid.
by Phisch June 10, 2004
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Photochop

When someone uses Photoshop to cut an ugly person out of a picture.
"That's such a great picture, you should photochop kelly out and keep it."
by S.S. Sancho July 20, 2009
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photocoffee

A replica that has a similar appearance to but is nothing actually like the beverage in question. When you're offered coffee, and they give you instant, that's photocoffee.
"Fancy a brew?"
"You got Java?"
"Nah, just photocoffee"
"That's a no then"
by bongoboy April 15, 2004
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photocropping

putting the face of Janet Reno on a mans body...wait a second, that wouldnt work cause shes already a man.
by WhitePony February 28, 2003
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