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phonetography

Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.
"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"

Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat
by klokwerx March 26, 2008
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freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.
Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!
by Amandel December 28, 2006
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photographer

person who, despite their best efforts, can't help but to take:
1.) an enormous amount of photos
2.) a normal amount of photos that always turn out to be amazing
aka: shutterbug
~CAUTION~
people might POSE as a photographer;
in reality they are stalking you when they use that long lens to see inside your window
by dominique hamilton December 11, 2006
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Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.
by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011
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Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.
No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer
by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017
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Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.
Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique
by yourmum234 March 1, 2011
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phoneographer

Someone elected to film a fight VIA their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.
Tyrone: Yo get the fuck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer

Ritchie: Shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, shits gonna be on youtube tonight fosho

Tyrone: Hell yeeeh
by Maddymw4 January 24, 2009
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