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Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.
Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.
by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009
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Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
by caKe_no November 23, 2010
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iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.
Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!
by zhrona August 6, 2009
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phonecam

to use a camera-equipped cellphone to photograph or record a video of something.
"Did you see that shit!?"
"Yeah, I totally phonecam'd the whole thing."
by KKSBK August 14, 2008
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Phantgasm

An unexplained orgasm that comes without warning and feels like awesome.
My girlfriend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch as me and she started screaming in pleasure because she was having a phantgasm
by beanflop January 8, 2012
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Planegasm

The act, or more aptly; The rather unfortunate act of reaching climax at the exact moment a plane comes crashing through your roof. For this act to be properly performed, your family* must be in the next room when the plane reduces your masturbating ass to charred dust.

*Your family obviously excludes your sister. Who should be at my house working on taming her gag reflex.
"Did you hear about that guy who had a Planegasm? His sister gives GREAT head now!"

"So your whole family was across the room when she came? I'm so sorry to hear that..."
by Epa Epar August 26, 2011
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Phonesmack

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.
You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.
by Miaed May 6, 2011
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