plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

phlog

Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.

Talon News was a "fake blog", created to grab the focus from real blogs and insert government spin into the online community.

by Randy Trevor March 6, 2005

phlogiston

A mytical substance given off by fire during burning. Said to be the cause of rust. Theoretically a flame stops burning in an enclosed area because the air has become "phlogiston saturated".

Primarily a concept held during the middle ages, and associated with alchemaical "research".

by Thlayli February 7, 2003

Plorg

When you give a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he drinks it all and burps into his grandmother's face.

That one time I gave a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he plorged into his grandmother's face.

by Fungus Chungus November 16, 2009

plorger

a big fat nasty hoe

Omg Zoe is such a plorger

by mayaandzoe November 25, 2016

Phloog

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020

phlarghbbe

Noun. The longest one syllable word. A title given to a total loser online and therefore by escaping nerdism, you are in fact cool.

Dhboy123 is the biggest phlarghbbe I know because nobody in the game likes him.

by HisLordship July 24, 2007