Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

Philosophical menopause by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

Philosophical Dick 

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

Philosophical Dick by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

philosophical discussion 

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

philosophical discussion by sheeyat July 13, 2014

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

philosophical booty by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010

Wax Philosophical 

When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.

Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!

Wax Philosophical by megalodon333 August 7, 2016

Philosophicallality 

The philosophicallality of a sentence/object/experience/etc, to measure how philosophical it is.

Philosophical doesn't come close to describing that pineapple. Its Philosophicallality is unmeasurable.

Philosophicallality by Babeh93 July 8, 2012

Philosophical Tiamatism 

Philosophical Tiamatism is a philosophical doctrine that uses Tiamatism as the basis of its philosophy, philosophical tiamatism is characterized by supporting extraphysical monism, neutral extraphysicalism, non-dualism, the law of polarity as the main foundation of existence, unity between the physical-extraphysical and natural-extranatural, pandivinism, panpsychism, bioequalism and the existence of life forms at an extraphysical level and that they interact with humans in one way or another. Philosophical Tiamatism also supports that the main goal of life and existence is always evolving spiritually until reach a high level of being or even reach godhood and in the end return to the world of origin one come from.

"Philosophical Tiamatism just extracts all philosophical teachings from Tiamatism and turn it into a philosophy, and that's nice to see there are people who still can work on those kind of philosophies and not all people deny and reject those philosophies."

Philosophical Tiamatism by Full Monteirism May 22, 2021