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Philanthropist

one who gives money to charity, often associated with the wealthy and given a negative connotation by people who have never donated more than a dime at McDonald's.
wow Dave donated 50% of his businesses earnings to charity, what a philanthropist!
by Austin23cook July 31, 2011
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Porn Philanthropist

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.
Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!
by ShareAFap September 3, 2015
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Philanthropist

What famous and obnoxiously rich people like to call themselves for positive publicity.
Priyanka Chopra: "I'm not just a bird-brained celebrity, I'm a philanthropist!"
by Thatguy927105 November 25, 2019
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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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philanthropreneur

A modern-day mixture between the entrepreneur who made his/her fortune and then setting his/her mind to meddling in philanthropic activity
Tom Hunter is an philanthropreneur of today, walking the tracks of Andrew Carnegie
by elric_vh June 21, 2010
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Philanthroplasty

noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.
In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.
by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015
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philanthropy

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.
As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.
by George Sorhed August 5, 2022
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