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Philanthropist

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one who gives money to charity, often associated with the wealthy and given a negative connotation by people who have never donated more than a dime at McDonald's.
wow Dave donated 50% of his businesses earnings to charity, what a philanthropist!
by Austin23cook July 31, 2011
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Porn Philanthropist

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One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.
Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!
by ShareAFap September 3, 2015
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Philanthropist

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What famous and obnoxiously rich people like to call themselves for positive publicity.
Priyanka Chopra: "I'm not just a bird-brained celebrity, I'm a philanthropist!"
by Thatguy927105 November 25, 2019
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{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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Philanthroplasty

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noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.
In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.
by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015
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sexually philanthropic

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Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.
Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.
by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016
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