The Philadelphia Eagles

Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.

person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin

by Philly Eagles April 21, 2018

Philadelphia Eagles

The most fucking terrible team in the history of football. they think they're so awesome because they've won 6 straight against the giants but who has 3 super bowls? who was able to beat the patriots (The UNDEFEATED patriots i might add) in the super bowl? also, no matter how much of a dirtbag a particular player is (From T.O. to michael conVICKt) they can always take refuge in knowing the eagles will sign them in order to win a super bowl.

Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?

Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.

by Giantsrule April 28, 2011

Philadelphia Eagles

NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.

The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......

Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....

by RevSader September 30, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.

"My son just went to prison on aggravated assault, He is such an Philadelphia Eagles Fan

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Philadelphia Eagles

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

Philadelphia eagles

A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.

Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"

by DallasCowboys123 October 27, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.

The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys

by Tonio31 August 18, 2006