Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

pheasant plucking

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

by D Mob January 23, 2005

Crotch-pheasant

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"

by Emotions December 15, 2003

Pheasant

A poor person who can't afford a higher trim level vehicle, or nice upgrades and resorts to cheap aftermarket accessories to try and look like they have a nicer vehicle than they really do.

Look at Bill being a pheasant, he's driving an F150 XLT and put a leather wrap over the steering wheel trying to make it a Lariat.

Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.

by Rawzon January 16, 2019

Peasent

The completely wrong way to spell "peasant."

John texting: they are such console peasents. why do they think console is better than pc?

Lebron: It's peasant.

by Ya mans & ya boi, thicc nibba December 15, 2018

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

Pheasant Phenomenon

A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.

"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."

by Kynum April 13, 2010